Modern Day Snake Oil

$40.00

Blue Blocking Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best For: Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs
SKU: 237951

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

Made for: Gaming, Grinding

Great For: Looking Fly

1. No Slip

Goodr use special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2. No Bounce

Goodr frames are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3. All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4. No Leopards

Plus, no one wearing Goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Lens Tech

Frame Info

IS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.

The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!

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